Admission for event:
‘FIGFLUENCER’
- All the World’s a Stage
A fully curated single table dining experience, featuring fresh figs in every course.
6:30pm, Monday April 13th, 2026
Secret Melbourne Location
What to do:
Fill out this form and await an allocation.
If allocated an admission, you will be emailed a direct link to ticketing.
Once purchased, your admission is confirmed
Should you not desire your allocation, email us ASAP so we can move your allocation to the next on the wait list.
TERMS & CONDITIONS:
Code of Conduct:
This is a communal experience, you will all be together on the same table.
Anything other than a ‘fuck yes’ is a ‘no’… be respectful of others at the table and respect their privacy.
This is a very special event for many… let others enjoy themselves.
NO is s full sentence and NO JUSTIFICATION is required from anyone who does not want to engage with you.
This is a once off event executed with care and precision with many beautiful details that guests will want to give their full attention to
Strictly no plus ones:
All Incognito events are specifically curated for solo diners.
Every guest will be treated as a solo diner.
Every application will be processed as an individual, you may get accepted, your friends may not.
Trust the process.
Dietaries:
We cannot make dietary accomodations and you cannot communicate your dietary needs on the night.
CONTAINS:
Multiple courses of refined cuisine through a hand woven narrative.
Gluten, Eggs, Lactose, Figs, Dairy, Figs
Tree Nuts (Pistachios, Almonds, Walnuts)
Honey, Maple, Sesame, Legumes, Figs & Figs.
White Flesh Fish, Duck, Beef (small amount) & Figs.
Roasted Bone Stocks may contain Chicken, Veal and/or Venison bones (small amounts)
DOES NOT CONTAIN:
Shellfish, Pork, Peanuts.
Can remove if notified in advance (tell us via email NOW!):
Fish, Pistachios, Almonds, Walnuts, Beef.
NOTES:
Gluten quantity is present but small amounts based on industry standards.
Cost:
Pre Release (ends March 13th): $90 (invite only, DO NOT share this link with ANYONE!!!)
Admission (From March 13th): $120
12/01/2026
‘CAKE IS A LIE’
1.
Carrot Cake
2.
Wine & Cheese
3.
Fried Chicken
4.
Fairy Bread
5.
Chocolate Tart
6.
Cake & Ice Cream
…Is everything a lie?
Note: All intending guests must register on the form below as early as possible in order to have access into the building via security.