Admission for event:


‘FIGFLUENCER’
- All the World’s a Stage

  • A fully curated single table dining experience, featuring fresh figs in every course.

  • 6:30pm, Monday April 13th, 2026

  • Secret Melbourne Location

What to do:

  1. Fill out this form and await an allocation.

  2. If allocated an admission, you will be emailed a direct link to ticketing.

  3. Once purchased, your admission is confirmed

    • Should you not desire your allocation, email us ASAP so we can move your allocation to the next on the wait list.

TERMS & CONDITIONS:

Code of Conduct:

  • This is a communal experience, you will all be together on the same table.

  • Anything other than a ‘fuck yes’ is a ‘no’… be respectful of others at the table and respect their privacy.

  • This is a very special event for many… let others enjoy themselves.

  • NO is s full sentence and NO JUSTIFICATION is required from anyone who does not want to engage with you.

  • This is a once off event executed with care and precision with many beautiful details that guests will want to give their full attention to

Strictly no plus ones:

  • All Incognito events are specifically curated for solo diners.

  • Every guest will be treated as a solo diner.

  • Every application will be processed as an individual, you may get accepted, your friends may not.

  • Trust the process.

Dietaries:

We cannot make dietary accomodations and you cannot communicate your dietary needs on the night.

  • CONTAINS:

    • Multiple courses of refined cuisine through a hand woven narrative.

    • Gluten, Eggs, Lactose, Figs, Dairy, Figs

    • Tree Nuts (Pistachios, Almonds, Walnuts)

    • Honey, Maple, Sesame, Legumes, Figs & Figs.

    • White Flesh Fish, Duck, Beef (small amount) & Figs.

    • Roasted Bone Stocks may contain Chicken, Veal and/or Venison bones (small amounts)

    DOES NOT CONTAIN:

    • Shellfish, Pork, Peanuts.

  • Can remove if notified in advance (tell us via email NOW!):

    • Fish, Pistachios, Almonds, Walnuts, Beef.

  • NOTES:

    • Gluten quantity is present but small amounts based on industry standards.

Cost:

  • Pre Release (ends March 13th): $90 (invite only, DO NOT share this link with ANYONE!!!)

  • Admission (From March 13th): $120

12/01/2026

‘CAKE IS A LIE’

1.
Carrot Cake

2.
Wine & Cheese

3.
Fried Chicken

4.
Fairy Bread

5.
Chocolate Tart

6.
Cake & Ice Cream

…Is everything a lie?

Note: All intending guests must register on the form below as early as possible in order to have access into the building via security.