Admission for event

‘CAKE IS A LIE’

  • 6 courses of plated desserts…

  • 7:00pm-8:30pm, Monday Jan 12th

  • Central Melbourne, Bourke Street Mall adjacent location

What to do:

  1. Fill out this form and await a reply.

  2. Reply to our reply and you are confirmed.

    • If you are allocated a spot, you will receive a map of where to be at 7pm sharp (near Bourke st mall)

    • Very short notice so be punctual, reply straight away or your allocation may be moved on to the next person.

    • If you can’t make it for whatever reason tell us AS SOON AS YOU KNOW so we can move the allocation onto the next (don’t cockblock or cancel last minute!!)

TERMS & CONDITIONS:

Code of Conduct:

  • This is a plate focused event, minimal theatre and flourishes, it’s about the journey on the palate.

  • This is a communal experience, you will all be together on the same table.

  • Anything other than a ‘fuck yes’ is a ‘no’… be respectful of others at the table and respect their privacy.

  • This is a very special event for many… let others enjoy themselves.

No plus ones:

  • All Incognito events are specifically curated for solo diners.

  • Every application will be treated as an individual, you may be accepted, your friends may not.

  • Make love to the plate, not the people!

Dietaries:

We cannot make dietary accomodations and you cannot communicate your dietary needs on the night.

  • Contains:

    • Gluten, Eggs, Lactose, Dairy,

    • Tree Nuts (Pistachios, Almonds, Walnuts

    • Peanuts

    • Sesame

    • Chicken (Skin and stock only)

  • Can remove from plates if requested in advance (tell us now!):

    • Pistachios, Walnuts, Peanuts (trace amounts may remain)

    • Chicken (If we know early enough, it’s only in one course!)

Cost:

  • Due to short notice this is not a transactional event, but please be respectful and help cover some of the costs.

  • A cash donation on exit of $50-$80 by each guest will help cover some of the production and ingredient costs.

12/01/2026

‘CAKE IS A LIE’

1.
Carrot Cake

2.
Wine & Cheese

3.
Fried Chicken

4.
Fairy Bread

5.
Chocolate Tart

6.
Cake & Ice Cream

…Is everything a lie?

Note: All intending guests must register on the form below as early as possible in order to have access into the building via security.